He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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