So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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