He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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