I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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