I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You know, be my cock's hype man.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
porn star boner night. come get it.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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