SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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