he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
