fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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