Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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