he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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