C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
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i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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