I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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