margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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