It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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