yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
