omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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