You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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