i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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