Nicole vs. Life
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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