he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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