Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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