her vagina looked like bernie madoff
It's just like the Real World with babies
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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