I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
ttyl tear gas
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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