tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
nutella sex= disaster
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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