They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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