have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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