I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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