he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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