Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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