I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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