brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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