Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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I need you to use more vowels.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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