Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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