Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Don't make out with my wife yet
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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