I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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