If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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