he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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