Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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