And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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