they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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