Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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