Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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