Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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