grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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