Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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