i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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