I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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