Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
We smell like vodka and hangover
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