You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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