i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
