He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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