I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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