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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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