Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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