No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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